Culture Shock: Memoirs of a Modern Nomad

What features did I get from whom?👨‍👩‍👧

#WiseWords

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about (at The Straw Hat Sundae Shop)

☀️🍑 (at North East, Pennsylvania)

Ayyyyyy.

The truest of words to describe me. To feel everything so deeply is both a blessing and a curse.

Finally reunited with one of my favorite people in all the land, @j_c_kraus. JK.☺️ (at Bill's Cafe)

Good morning, from San Jose.

So my newest friend (and total soul sister BFF) came to visit me at work today. As I was finishing up my shift, she ran next door to @lakeside_bagel before they closed at 4 and grabbed us a little something to snack on when I was done. I have met this young woman in person ONCE, and little things like her picking out a "Foster" bottle of Diet Coke because she knows I love @fosterthepeople absolutely made my freaking day!! In all my years so far, I had yet to make a friend who does little things like that, like I do. . I revel in the small gestures, the little things that let someone know you care about them and you're listening. . So thank you, Abbs, for already being a wonderful friend. I can't wait to be #basicbitches with you tomorrow and for many years to come! (at The Kilted Kiln)

Since when did "embracing the curves in life" involve stuffing every squish and bump and roll and jiggle and CURVE into, essentially, a fabric sausage lauding itself as "shareware?" . #bodypositive #bopo @bodyposipanda @brittpysar @abeauty_and_abeast_

So I'm at the Genius Bar getting service and I forgot about one of my desktop pictures... . . . Classic Morgan🙆🏻🙃 (at Apple Eton)

So I'm at the Genius Bar getting service and I forgot about one of my desktop pictures... (at Apple Eton)

After this 14 hour workday like...

🙆🏻 . Down almost 20 pounds since November! . #justkeepswimming

🙆🏻 Down almost 20 pounds since November! #justkeepswimming