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Helen has nightmares, it’s the one thing Madeline will never make fun of her for. She just holds her close, “I’m not going anywhere, you’re here. I’m here.”

Madeline is a chronic, constant hummer. The woman cannot shut up.

Matching booty shorts that say: Slut and whore, respectively

Helen trying (and failing) to fall asleep because Mad won’t shut the feck up because yapping is apparently a 3 a.m. sport

Nicknames like Madeline “Ass-ton” have haunted her since middle school (you’ll never who guess doesn’t let the tradition die)

The only thing Helen hates more than Madeline (only sometimes), is LED lighting. Madeline hates overhead lighting (“it ages me!!” “That’s literally not possible”)

The utter disappointment Mad felt when Helen reverted to her turtle necks, blouses, corduroy and tartan skirts. Helen asked: “Did you really think I dressed like a diva all the time??” “It would have been a nice change!!

Even though they don’t age - and birthdays are arbitrary - they still celebrate them

Speaking of, Madeline’s gift one time was: “I’ll do anything you want” “Anything???” “If you can dream it, Hel”…”Would you sign my Dogstronaut poster?” “HELEN SHARP”

Forget Helen, it’s Madeline and her 78 emotional support decorative throw pillows alive forever (and they ALL must be on the bed)

Helen has several Lego botanical flower sets in her office (gifts from you guessed it, Mad. Did you know Mad likes spoiling Helen? A lot?)

Speaking of flowers - Madeline loves flowers. Whenever she does live theatre, at least once a week Helen shows up at the stage door, like the adoring fan she is, with a bouquet for Mad

Madeline still has a princess phone at the house purely for the aesthetic and drama, she loved twirling the cord while she yaps

The library shelves are split between Helen’s book collection, drafts, and manuscripts - and Madeline’s scripts

Madeline unironically, unabashedly thinks Dolly Parton is the greatest gift to humanity

Helen has kept a photo of her and Mad during college in her wallet all this time, one of those strips from a photo booth

They have a bit going where sarcastically Helen refers to Mad as royalty, “Princess Maddy” or “the Queen of Madness” and at first it was a joke until Madeline started going along with it, “yes!! Finally someone recognizes my power! Bow peasant!!” *Helen realizes she made a HUGE mistake*

Matching engraved jewelry that says “my person”

Competitions of sneaky lipstick prints. Once Helen walked around with a kiss on her cheek from Mad the entire day and was ??? at all the weird looks she got

Madeline is INSISTENT that she is in charge of the aux cord. Helen will fully play Vivaldi’s Four Seasons & Billie Holiday in the car at 9 am on a Tuesday…Mad is a sucker for anything ABBA

Helen is so so so in love with animals (an SPCA commercial is her greatest weakness after all) and has several bird feeders in the yard…Mad teases, “sure Hel, you may not age on the outside, but on the inside? Serving old woman.”

Madeline is so passionate about old Hollywood, believes it a tenet of her acting inspiration