Naked. I know the drill.

PART 1

golden days…

You’re not just a man, Mr. Scamander, just like your suitcase. I think there’s much more to you than meets the eye.

My little babe 🌟 lol this sucks

“she’s a taker, you need a giver”

-Colin Farell - the guy who played him in deathly hallows - a mop - tom hiddleson - daniel Radcliffe in a blonde wig - tom Felton - matt smith - David Tennant - the kid from home alone - a snake - a shadow from a subway sub - Judy Dench - the ghost of Shakespeare - me in a blonde wig

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

No One Forced You To Get Married

i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are

I honestly thought it was my awful Internet doing that

ezra miller’s jawline could slice me in half and i’d give him an expensive fruit basket

ah this is from a few months ago but forgot to post it