MAGIC / SCIENCE

❝I’m doin’ great. Thanks for asking.❞

“Goodness, not like that! I got drunk and said some stupid stuff! At least…I think it was stupid. Anyway, she said she would try to have a real relationship with me. I passed out after that. With a huge hangover, she had left me some aspirin and water. She was gone for work before I could talk to her. I’ll be seeing her later.”

“I was gonna tell ya that Valerie and I got a little…personal last night, but okay.”

    “HEY, I’M NOT HUMAN. YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO FLIRT BY HUMAN STANDARDS. WHAT’S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU TO TALK TO ME, HUH? FLOWERS? KNOWLEDGE OF ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS? OR I COULD INTRODUCE YOU TO ALIENS, THAT SEEMS TO WORK FOR DOCTORS.”

❝Snrk. I’m sorry, it’s just...when’s the last time you tried to seduce a human female? ---Who wasn’t a complete moron? You gotta get all touchy-feely. Deep. Personal.

(“Her taste is worse than I thought.”)

“Well, fuck you too, Fiona.”

@getfrizzled

    “SURE THERE ARE, BUT THEY’RE NOT PRETTY LIKE YOU. OR COMPASSIONATE LIKE YOU. THEY DON’T HAVE TWO, VERY NICE EYES OR A PLEASANT SMILE.” Are these all lies? Abso-fucking-lutely. Bill finds her revolting in every sense of the word. But getting Valerie Frizzle’s little sister twisted around his finger is too good an opportunity to pass up.

    “I’m offended.”

    “And what about now?”

I CAN BE SEXY

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❝ Molly and I aren’t together. We’re just...pals. ❞

❝ Just a couple of gals being pals. ❞

❝ Just a couple of pals being gals! ❞

❝ Just a couple of gals being gay! ❞

hmmmm tonight i will be very stimmy over music and not do any writing

♩ - A song that makes me think of my muse. 2X

in or out by ani difranco.

guess there’s something wrong with me. guess i don’t fit in. no one wants to touch it, no one knows where to begin.

beat of my drum by POWERS.

cut me loose! putting my, putting my hands upmove your shoes to the beat of my, beat of my drum

♪ - A song that is on my muse’s ipod.

good feeling by flo rida.