Lovefool

Dm Bbarnes: So? It's not like she's conversing with the women. Just looking at their pictures. Fine. You're telling her though. I'm terrible at being the bad guy. My mom would love that. I meant swiping.

dm itsmeleighton: i'm not saying she is but still, she could have left some perfectly suitable dates in the dust! she might be young but she's smart and wants to be the only girl in your life. ohh, i'm great at it apparently, lucky for you. would she? um, pass, thanks.

DM BBarnes: You know how I feel about dating. Why can't she be in charge? You don't think she has good taste? Would you like to have a go?

dm leightonmeester: i do, but it does't make much sense, still. because she's only eight? i didn't say that, but again..eight. and you know i worry you're missing out. a go at what? you?

DM BBarnes: I put Arlo in charge of swiping but she just keeps swipes left on everyone. she has very high standards.

dm itsmeleighton: christ, i hope you were never really planning on using it, lol. of course, she thinks if you have a girlfriend you won't be around as much, i'm sure. but also, please don't let her be in charge.

DM BBarnes: You sound like my mother. Besides I gave Arlo control of my dating profile and she doesn't seem to see anyone suitable there.

dm itsmeleighton: i'll take the compliment. you did what??

DM BBarnes: Well it's a pleasure getting to spend time with my favorite girl. You're not so bad either. Besides what else have I got to do at the moment? Fine.

dm itsmeleighton: oh wow, i should have known. i don't know make more t mobile ads? go home and visit your family? work? find a nice girl? stop being a brat and let me love you!