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exeggcute

gwen stefani was right. this shit IS bananas

imangelic-deactivated20170825

not to start drama but *bites into tomato like an apple*

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weavemama

BY A WHAT

artistil

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

1petulantpanda

Give it a dime, apparently.

1petulantpanda

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

momma-crow

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea

It’s laying eggs in you.

prokopetz

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

moonsofavalon

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

surprisebitch

Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism

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itsboundtobetragic

Then I drove to Mexico, and I tried to enter a cockfight. As a person? Yes, Cliff, as a person.

jayce

jessiexnim

B E V E R A G E

smmamm

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

notmusa

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

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pietriarchy

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

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Claude Giroux, a.k.a the stick handling savage

ofgeography

turns this is claude giroux being very good at avoiding pucks and not, as i initially thought, claude giroux being VERY bad at stopping even just one of them

technotheow-deactivated20190421

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

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thoughtsoncelluloid

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

itsverybeautifulover-there

And SCANDAL WTF

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh my god. DEXTER.

thoughtsoncelluloid

THE ACTUAL NEWS

hijinksensue

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.

fieldbears

what is his plan

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