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Kept it at Top 6 (easy to trim to 5 or stretch to 7 if you want). Copy-paste ready, hunter voice only, no fluff.

Gerry’s Top 6 Tiny African Antelopes – Overall
Pocket-sized African ninjas. These little guys punch way above their weight. Ranked overall appeal the same as any ungulate: challenge, looks, uniqueness, personality, rarity & bragging rights.

1 Klipspringer
Rock ballerina supreme. Stands on tiptoes across cliffs, unbelievably agile. Short spiked horns on a tiny frame. Pure acrobatic insanity in rocky terrain — highest “wow” factor of the bunch.

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2 Damara Dik-dik
Pocket cutie with attitude. 3-5 kg, huge eyes, trunk-like nose, scent-marking drama. Shy pairs in dry Namibian bush — small target, massive personality. Charisma overload.

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3 Blue Duiker
Forest ninja supreme. Cat-sized, grey-blue coat, thick coastal bush & Eastern Cape forests. Alarm whistle + instant dive into cover. Toughest challenge + smallest size king.

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4 Steenbok
Open-country mini speedster. Golden coat, long straight horns, freezes like a statue then explodes at Mach speed. Deceptively tough in grass/scrub — elegant and widespread.

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5 Natal Red Duiker (Red Forest)
Rusty-red thicket ghost. Rich warm coat, short horns, master of dense Southern African coastal forests. Stunning colour + same sneaky elite vibe as the blue.

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6 Sharpe’s Grysbok
Elusive prestige king. Nocturnal thicket & tall-grass ghost across Moz/Zim/Zam. Many call it the single hardest of the Tiny Ten — ultimate collector’s trophy & bragging-rights closer.

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These six are pure bucket-list African trophies. Size doesn’t matter when the total package is this epic.