The Living Embodiment of "Oof"

posting this again bc I was shadow banned last time and didn't notice 🙃, but it's ok staff fixed it😊

The himbo ever

Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

Rosa screamed, "Why did you do that to our door!? It was unlocked!" Jerry was quick to reply, "And now it never won't be." -tftgs vol3

Follow me into the dark

had to, it works too well, its just his energy in every single way. @the-catnip also had a similar thought so it must be true.

We all have secrets that haunt us...

Hate to be stranded in the middle of nowhere on the road

Everyone is here- well all the ones that show up in nearly every book

Its interesting to think she is probs watching over him even from the other side....

you know... maybe its not the best idea to look at the eldritch horror that speaks in comic sans

canon event

"My boyfriend tore the front door of his mind off the hinges and now strays can wander in." - Tales From The Gas Station Vol4

Ya'll ever wonder what they have in that van of theirs?