lone little bird

I don’t know he’s done a pretty good job so far.

Don't worry, Astrid, I won't let him finish them. Promise.

Yeah, well, those chips are too good to lose. Since I’ve had them longer and I like them more than he ever will, so. I’m protective about them.

You're really attached to those, chips, huh? I'm sure he won't take them all away, love.

It’s fine.

We started off with two rooms, we’ll keep it at two rooms. I sleep in my room you sleep in yours with your… Boyfriend.

Fine, if you say so. Don't say I never offered. 

Because he’s always here maybe. Or whenever I’m home he’s here waiting for you. And whenever you and I go out he meets us there. Or if I just want to spend time with you he always invites himself over. Honestly, he has some serious abandonment issue complex that needs to be fixed and I don’t want him dragging you down in his petty shit. You deserve better than that.

D'you miss your quality roomie time? What if I banned him from the flat one night a week so we can have a little alone time? 

I’m always rude. I’m not a pleasant person and I don’t like him.

No chips until you learn your lesson.

Andrew I swear to God if you eat anymore of my chips I have the rights to punch you in the goddamn balls, fatty.

You don't have to be so rude, y'know. Maybe if you asked nicely...

Christ. I’m coming.

At a snail's pace. C'mon.

You’re right; loving me is brave and you’ve certainly showed your bravery these past few years.

I don't think that was very brave.

Hmm. I always have ideas. It’s just if you’re brave enough to do them.

Shut up, you know I'm brave enough.

Fuck you babes. It’s equal.

In your dreams, love.

Because It pays a debt. Just kidding. I’m not going les mis on you. But it does pay the rent.

Don't be ridiculous, it doesn't really. I pay the rent. Freeloader.

Sounds fabulous. So, what's with the homelessness, then? Just trying out a new thing?

Sounds like a crazy time, kiddo.

I’m not really one for those kinds of things.

That's a toughie, then.

The only friend I actually have is at work, and I don’t know where my other sister is. 

Not even like a bar or something?