chonky

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

i'll sometimes worry like "oh god, am i really mellowing out politically with age? i can't be proving those conservative stooges right..." and then i talk politics with literally anyone who doesn't situate themselves in online circles that necessitate interacting with habitually angry and mentally ill insurrectionary maoist aspirant labor camps guards and it's like ohh, phew, i'm still insane

i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

i love listening to shitty and bad music you have no power over me

You better stop before someone gets milked

smooched

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it