carnegie

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god

Drink more water to cry better, follow for more life hacks

you think you’re a Sharpay, and you’d settle for Gabriella but ur not even a Taylor or a Kelsi. you’re the uncredited extra in the background of Stick To The Status Quo, whose name I can’t remember