what is chaotic gay
Calling minor acts of convienience homophobia
“Macklemore didn’t die for this.”
Saying “I’m too gay for this shit” at any given moment.
Having your innability to form meaningful connectines, severe depression under a mask of cheeriness, combined with the amount of fun you have on your job as a world class agent along with the inevitibility that you will die or be ejected from time itself at any given moment causing you to form a very skewed idea of what a healthy relationship entails and thus attempt to seduce a sniper hired to assasinate you which creates a toxic and self-destructive relationship knowing full well that when they day comes one of you will end up having to kill each other.
Calls horrifying elderitch monsters and cryptids their girlfriend.
