I Literally Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

Describing yourself as someone smarter than most people is not socially acceptable. Saying that people are stupid is. The only difference is wording.

Belts are the single most disgusting bacteria laden thing in someone’s life. I mean what else do you immediately touch after wiping your butt, that never gets washed, that lasts for years?

I love this man. I am adopting myself for him. He is my father.

Everyone needs to stop celebrating liberal opportunists like the producers and writers of SNL. They literally had Trump hosting a few months ago even though latinxs asked them not to and protested. And now they have a skit about how racist Trump supporters are and everyone is clapping and sharing it like they didn’t capitalize on Trump’s anti latinx messages a few months prior. Don’t feed into liberal pandering, SNL does not actually care, they’re just making money off controversy. SNL and Donald Trump both need to fuck off.