literally

tired of my back hurting, considering replacing my spine with a pool noodle

what coffee have we had today

i disappeared because a mosquito bit the palm of my hand and i needed time to process this tragic turn of events

ah yes, you all caught me, the most heterosexual man to ever heterosexual

ok hold on i forgot to intro but now it’s a weird hour so we try again tomorrow

recycling at omenshq so please unfollow but feel free to hit up my chats if anyone wants to plot or is anywhere else, i’m in a few groups <3

i really respect the actors in until dawn for committing so fully to this terrible cringe dialogue because this game is so damn charming 

before filming the bangtan dinner party i punched jin in the face pass it on

living on my own for the first time in over a decade has its ups and downs and right now the biggest down i’ve experienced is realizing i only have myself to blame for the empty carton of milk in the fridge

i haven’t been to an ikea in years, be honest with me, is the furniture really that good?

also please allow me a moment to acknowledge nine years spent building a legacy and making history with my second family, here’s to the next nine