Rocket Raccoon RP

“ Well– yes!    Do you not like it…?”

❝Aw, fuck-nuggets! Great. Just great! I’m in Terran territory! Where’s Quill when ya need ‘im, uh? What a place ta crash land!❞ Rocket rancorously deplored, hitching his formidable machine gun up over his shoulder, and crudely spitting out on to the ground whatever was apparently too inconvenient to stay in his mouth. ❝Ey, blue-y, you know where a guy can find a place ta eat, around here, that ain’t gonna make me wanna puke? From what I’ve heard, Terran food ain’t all that.❞

“I have to say, this is not the weirdest thing that has happened to me.” Cleo murmured upon meeting Rocket. He was adorable, considering he was a walking talking raccoon.

❝Is that how ya normally greet people, or do ya usually go straight in for the frickin’ kill?❞ Rocket sarcastically bit - anything but adorable with that mouth on him!

“Excuses, excuses. I think you’re just scared.”

geneticallyalteredrocket:

❝Scared...? Of what, of a lil splash o’ water? Listen, Princess, it’s up ta you if ya wanna swim around in other people’s bath water; what ya do with ya body ain’t my business, but I ain’t gettin’ all germed up for nobody!❞

Send one of the following touches for my muse’s reaction. Bonus points for a description/context of some kind to make it easier for your partner to respond!

❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc

ღ - kisses of any kind (romantic or platonic) such as cheek kisses, hair kisses, mouth kisses, kiss to the hand/fingertips or eyelids, etc. feel free to specify a body part!

☕ - reassuring touch, such as holding their hand, gripping their shoulder, guiding them by the arm or by a hand on the small of their back, etc

❥ - rough, violent, or dominant touch, such as gripping the back of their neck, holding them down, shoving them into a wall, digging their nails into them, grabbing their jaw, etc

❣ - add this to any of the above to make it sexual. 

❝Aw, SHIT - I used the wrong eye, again! Well, hey, it ain’t like anyone’s lookin’ for ‘em, any more! We might as well just keep ‘em. Might need to fight another God, or...y’know, wipe out an entire population.❞