Poetry Bandit

This woman's happiness with herself is beautiful

There Absolutely Is

I get where this poster is coming from. Seem to be reaching the point in my relationship where my partner is usually "too tired" or "too busy" for fun activities. While that is not very happiness inducing, the worst cut arrives on Sunday nights when my partner says, "Gosh, it's too bad we didn't have sex this weekend..." :-o

Curves for days

Great advice and no one is complaining about the view I am sure!

Damn

Shake shake shake...Shake shake shake...Shake your booty!

A nice welcome to this lovely town

An artistic celebration

Omg!! 🔥🔥🍆🍆

Time to get out there and enjoy your boats! Summer won't be the only thing that's coming ;-)

This is incredibly arousing....

When your wife's friend drops by for a visit and your wife isn't home. "No worries," she says, "is it cool if I hang out until she comes back?" "Sure," you smile, "make yourself at home." And she does so. You try not to look at her too much, but you can't help it. She's big, sexy, and hot as hell with a pretty face. Your dick becomes an iron bar in your jeans and it's hard to think straight. Damn, she's got to know that she's driving you crazy! But she just sits there smiling....as you start oozing down your leg. Internally you scold yourself for getting so excited. This is your wife's friend, damn it! She'll likely tell your wife everything that you did. "It was so cute," she'll giggle, "He tried so hard not to blow his top!" Then a musky scent in the air tickles your nose and you realize that this big sexy woman is just as horny as you are. She keeps shifting her hips around as the scent grows and the couch gets a little darker where she's sitting. Her smile looks a bit strained as if she's trying to hold it together, too. Being a gentleman, you offer her your hand. "Would you like to go rest on the bed? You're looking a bit flushed." She hesitates just long enough to call herself a lady, then says, "yes, I think I'd like that, but only if you join me. I hate being alone." "Absolutely," you reply, "I certainly don't want you to feel uncomfortable." As she gets up her delicious musk gets stronger, especially when she sees the wet spot on your jeans. You don't even make it out of the living room before the clothes start hitting the floor.

😍😍😛😛😛

I just want to squeeze that juicy ass

How to making paying huge amounts of money at the pump a lot more fun.

It's always hot in this kitchen

"So soft and round and fully packed, that's my gal" Quote credited to musical legend Merle Travis

It's finally shorts weather