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@generalzailoq
A day in the life
Emperor: Kill those disobedient peasants!
Me: At once, Your Mightiness.
Peasants: Oh no, it's Zai'loq! He's unstoppable - even a missile can't puncture his toned abs. We should beg for the privilege to return to work.
Me: *kills them anyway*
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Do you ever speak to yourself?
Only when I am testing out my ask page. Occasionally I mutter obscenities to myself during a heated briefing, but this is not speaking as such.
First
Today, I decided to dabble in nonviolent blogging. Many humans use blogs, Tumblr in particular I believe, and by using this platform as a propaganda beacon I may be able to invade Earth without losing any ships.
The resulting infamy will allow me to kill General Khytt without scrutiny, which would increase the efficiency of the 6th Armada’s toilet paper usage by 67%, allowing us to obliterate our enemies with a net 0.03% more efficiency than before.
All these little improvements add up.