I was looking up desert lands for Bird That Deserts when I found out about Abraded Bluffs. I knew I had to make a joke with that involving the card Abrade (1R instant that either bolts a creature or destroys an artifact), and eventually got to this iteration of putting Abrade on a land that involves a minigame.
Anyway, every other server I posted this to (besides the Hellscube discord itself) asked why I didn't make this function in EDH, so I changed it to work.













