oswald the octopus’s gay neighbor

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

repeat after me you are not jez from peep show. you have to stop saying you're jez from peep show. you are a talented and interesting young man. despite being unemployed and bisexual you aren't jez from peep show

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

none of those words are in the voynich manuscript

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

it really really sucks that having two characters not fuck one another is often the most narratively compelling option for a story because it really is just so awesome when two characters fuck one another and it feels so good. but of course as liam gallagher once said it's the wanting that's the hit the hit is actually shit x