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[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

"senseless tragedy" they do tend to be, yeah

99% of sufferers quit before they find the meaning that rationalises all the pain they've endured. KEEP DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE WOUND UNTIL IT YIELDS.

what do you mean they dropped a surprise animal crossing update out of nowhere after saying they wouldn't do anymore free updates. WHAT DO YOU MEAN they just casually dropped multiple crafting without even mentioning it. what do you mean we have creative mode AND have multiple save slots that we can decorate with friends now. and resetti has a new job where he literally helps reset and flatten your island. never kill yourself

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

the problem with having a The Character that sucks ass is that you can’t even turn to them in times of need. god forbid i find myself asking what The Character would do in my situation because the answer would probably be catastrophically harmful for my everything. can’t rely on them for shit. absolutely abysmal emotional support

paul saying “john wasn’t gay because he didn’t want to fuck ME” is so incredible because 1. i hope one day i’m allowed to be that self centered and get away with it and 2. you are a liar

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.