I can’t be the first one to tell y’all talkin like “heckin fluffo doggo” isn’t cute

I like saying swear words and being an all around devil

the new lesbian identifier is being able to correctly pronounce saoirse ronan’s name

horny for affection

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

RB WITH YOUR OPINIONS ON: milk, mustard, mayonnaise, black licorice.

*Aphrodite talking abt me*: dumb bitch never fuckign sleeps or drinks water

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

this is better than buzzfeed unsolved

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”

i’m so bitter i can’t let go of anything i’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation with someone then remember something hurtful they said 8 months ago and be like ‘well anyways i’m going to bed bye’ at 2pm

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate