A Digital Dumpsterfire

FUCK YEAH

• Previously Pink Diamond (HIC)

• Got the hell out of Dodge after Caliborn did his whole ‘hostile takeover’ bullshit and pulled a Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz

• Hid out on various planets over the decades, was usually tracked and had to GTFO before the planet was fucking bombed

•Finally found her way over to Earth, the guardians (bro, mom, nanna, poppop) show up under the guise of setting up shit for the 'rebellion’ but then they get caught up with some stuff (getting caught for war crimes and shit) so she’s cool to just fuck around on Earth for the time being

• Time skip 15-17 years and karkat and dave find her fucking around and wrecking havoc on some poor island she’s set up for herself

•they manage to pacify her but they have NO fucking clue who she really is and meenahs like 'cool. Time to use this to my advantage so I can murder red diamond and take back my empire :)’

!!! Feferi ok uuuh

•after driving off all the other diamonds, caliborn realized people still weren't respecting his authority I fucking wonder why

• so he created Feferi as a pink diamond 2.0

• her purpose is kind of like the mascot of a company; her cheerful demeanor and docile nature are used to distract from the sinister bullfuckery going on behind closed doors

• their relationship is meant to parallel how Lord English manipulated the condesce

• her pearl is aranea! Left over from Meenah

Ok so bullet point list let’s Go

•Used to be a technician/programmer on homeworld

•basically builds the teams weapons and tech shit, just like entrapta…

• super fond of earth! Goes out of her way to interact with humans and their stuff, much to Dirk and Jane’s chagrin

•habit of eating shit that isn’t food because ‘thats what makes it more fun’

• less of a mom and more fun aunt to the betas

• she likes fusing with most everyone, but she secretly thinks her fusion with Dirk is the best (rad skater broski, plus it helps Dirk take the stick lodged up his ass out for a while)

•very good fighter. Incredibly agile, fighting style is a mix of jazz and hip hop