being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

Love how the first time I visit tumblr in a while is during a random moment in life where I also decided to watch shrek 2 for the first time in years, and I’m served this lmao

When Clark said “he’s not even a very good dog but he’s all alone and he’s probably scared so i have to go get him” I was so happy because someone in that writers room truly understands superman better than we’ve seen in a long time. This is the essence of superman - that every living being deserves kindness and empathy and love simply because they are alive. Clark is the kind of guy who’d cry when he got stung by a bee not because it hurt but because the bee died when it stung him and someone in the writers room knew that and made sure it came through.

I enjoy that from the little glimpse we saw from his parents we know exactly why he's that way. His Ma is headstrong and firm in her beliefs and his dad is a "mush"- a very kindly man who doesn't know a ton but believes in the good of humans and how important it is to care.

i love you everybody who is trying to save their own life & love themselves back into the world, it's gonna happen for you don't doubt for a second!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that IS good news

*nomf*