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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

White people. Why would you jump into the jaguar pen and expect to NOT be eaten?

          I’d been friends with Kevon and Monell since third grade, so it was no surprise that the three of us went to the same college after high school. We lived in the same dorm on-campus for freshman year but the summer after, we got an apartment off-campus in this cool building with an indoor swimming pool and Jacuzzi. It was in the Jacuzzi one night that we discovered just how special our friendship with each other was. We were the only ones down there that night and it was late.

          “DJ,” Monell said to me, “call up Carmen and see if some of her girls can come through.”

          “Nah bruh,” I told him. “She went back home this weekend. She not coming back until classes start back up.”

          “Damn, and she got that phat booty too.”

          “Hey, chill out nigga. That’s my girl.”

          “She do got ass though,” added Kevon.

          “I see I’m gonna have to kick both y’all asses tonight.” I laughed and splashed water on Monell.

          “I’m horny as fuck,” he said.

          “When are you not horny?” asked Kevon with a laugh. “You’re too much of a horndog, bruh.”

          “I be tellin’ him,” I said with a laugh. “I’m surprised he ain’t had to go to the clinic with as many chicks he be bringing back.”

          “All my bitches be clean. Y’all niggas just hatin’ because I get pussy on top of pussy. Hatin’ ass niggas.” He climbed out of the water and we did the same, sitting on the edge with our feet in the water. “The most y’all niggas get is wrist sprains from jackin’ your dicks too much.”

                            left to right: Kevon, Me (DJ) & Monell

          “At least I’m not spending all my money up on random chicks,” said Kevon. “It don’t cost shit to bust a nut by yourself.”