It's-ya-cursed-girl

Oh don't mind me and Rowan, we're just casually discussing the struggling gryffindoor kid right in front of him

He has no idea what's coming for him

That should definitely be a much higher bravery level

Confirmed: Liz is a vegan

Damn right Rowan, damn right

Oh yeah it's not like I just broke several school rules, entered a cursed vault, put myself and two others in danger and already got house points deducted by another professor, why on earth would I be in trouble?

It's a big McFreaking telescope dumbass

OH NO

It's not a phase, Mom!

Gotta look the part while I'm getting all my friends a trip to the hospital wing

Anyone Irish out there that understands me? Anyone at all?

Rowan... Rowan why do you know this? Rowan how do you know this? Rowan what have you been doing in the Headmasters Office?

It's time for some complimenting

Literally got this in the nick of time, 5 minutes to spare