A fruit fly is a little messenger of god born to fly into your mouth and deliver 1 calory to you

fat uncut leaking cock. you agree. reblog.

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

am i in love if the thought “i would let him pee on me” crosses my mind

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️