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it’s a balloon. It’s got a monkey on it.

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darlenealdersen

Daredevil + text posts

#cass #yoooo this show was jokes

deanwincherter

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

mismatchedmae

Fact: My chiropractor nicknamed me “Mayhem” after this guy because I distract people from doing their jobs. It’s true. What can I say people enjoy talking to me.

jolt3

No wait you missed my favorite one!

battlinmurducks-deactivated2015

I ship him with Flo…

#Herner #Mayhem

ungoliantschilde

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

sigsauer-ist

oh fuck this is great

#Herner #the sass omg

sktagg23

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

#Herner #YOU GO SEUSS

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hyper-potions

so today was senior appreciation day (mostly they prank the whole school and bother freshmen though) and a group of them had these Attack on Senior shirts fucking SIE SIND DAS FRESHMEN UN WIR SIND DIE SENIORS

anirresistiblysexyperson-deacti

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I WANT TO GO TO THIS SCHOOL

#Herner #I WANT

underthisweather

#Herner #she's so cute

m1ssred

chemical reaction

saladgoesmoo

Oh, so those snake things sold around the 4th of July are calcium tablets.

#Herner #science-y shit

egderpss

#Herner #cutie pies

ginkgocrown-old-blog

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

castielsteenwolf

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

wingscanspeak

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

zorobro

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated

wingscanspeak

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!

Its not science unless you write it down so

30secondstocalifornia

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

ohshititsmama-deactivated201812

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

tumbllrisdumb-deactivated201403

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

astra-foxes-deactivated20140819

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

tardis-mind-palace

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously. Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

cliffordpanties-blog

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

#Herner #i do neither #i turtle LOL

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the signs during finals week

Aries: only studies for exams they judge "relevant"

Taurus: starts studying two months before just in case

Gemini: has way too much fun organizing their notes

Cancer: lowkey stresses the fuck out but doesn't show it

Leo: barely studies because "they're totally prepared"

Virgo: studies responsibly

Libra: makes a studying schedule with regular coffee breaks

Scorpio: "what is this? why am i here? what is school?"

Sagittarius: bullshits their way through every exam

Capricorn: talks themselves into studying by

Aquarius: encourages friends by sending them nice texts

Pisces: is always the one insisting to study as a group but ends up talking and eating the whole time

#Herner #horoscopes #signs as #hella relevant

cheese24k

Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules

airlesscell-deactivated20151002

Jesus Christ this was a thriller!

winehouses

i’ve never tried this hard at anything in my life

#Herner

flomation

SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TODAY

shifty-sie

Where is this guy i wanna find him and get one of these if at all possible

flomation

She’s was just a random artist in New York and was just sitting by her booth thing and I was like OMG DAD STOP I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS THING ON TUMBLR AND I WANT TO GET ONE OF THE THINGS

#Herner

its-misstay-deactivated20200625

So I don't know if you guys know this but Monterey Bay Aquarium Have Live Web Cams of some of their tanks

Monterey Bay Aquarium is hands down my favorite aquarium, and since I don’t currently live close to it anymore it’s nice to know they have live feeds of some of their exhibits including their Deep Sea tank

Their Kelp Forest

as well as many more.

The live cams are really relaxing and great if you don’t have your own aquariums to watch, or if you just want to see penguins walk around.

kai-ni

JELLY CAM

#Herner

elizaajmoore

#Herner #Pokemon

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