Shameless

I doubt it. She loves me the most. I’m the miracle child. 

She's preparing you for the bad news. 

Language! You wouldn’t want mother to hear you speak like that, you fucktard. 

I'm sure she'd agree with me.

Aww, why must you be so harsh to me, Franks?

Let's just say it's a hobby. 

I think you’re going to be able to look back at this and say you learnt a very valuable lesson. 

Don’t laugh. Just walk away. 

Oh, Hanna.. How come you feel this way about me? 

Great! You can go away now. 

I won’t be looking forward to it. 

Even better. 

Yes it is. Is that all? 

For now, yes. Although, expect another intrusion soon. 

Ew. Not an image I wanted in my head. 

Oops. My bad. 

Good luck, fucking pumpkin carving is so frustrating. Mine ended up looking like a deranged pedophile. 

It's weird how fucking easy it looks in movies and when other people do it. In reality the pumpkin turns into a total fuck-up once you take the top off of it. 

Sure, sure, I'll be there. Once I'm done with that stupid pumpkin my mother wanted Rhys to carve. 

Both. Both is good.