Some Good Shiyat

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

get to fuck

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

oh my god she look like Entei

not today, sea satan

it just swallowed so much water too. how does it expel the water? or does it just have a tummy full of water?

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

he’s in

i actually want to die

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.