World's Deadliest Sidekick

    like for a short starter

            “ ... You put string in your soup? ”

She can’t quite catch the roll of her eyes before it happens but shakes her head all the same.  “ No, I can barely stand the smell. ”   Gazelle frowned, instead taking out a few fries. “ I don’t really see their appeal. ”

      “ Well, it’s not. Free calls, free texts, free internet. No..bullshit. ”

" I think it’s theoretically. Unless axe murderer is actually    a metaphor for something else... Anyway, how do you                       know the happy couple? ”

             “ You’re not?            What a shame, we would have                 had something in common.       -- Kidding, besides                 who would invite an axe murderer to their wedding?. ”

   After a moment of feigning thought, she slid one of the boxes     across the table with a slight smile and a shrug.                                                “ I’m sure my boss won’t mind. ”

    “ Well then, what are we waiting for? First drink’s on you - call      it payment for busting you out of here. ” Gazelle smirked as                  she stood, metal blades gently tapping onto the floor.