❝ I need a nap and some dick. ❞
❝ Emotions are for ugly people.❞
❝ I won’t admit it, but I’ll silently agree. ❞
❝ BFFL? Burger french fry lemonade? ❞
❝ Your head looks like a croissant, I wanna smash it! ❞
❝ Your tone seems very pointed right now. ❞
❝ Pomegranate? Girl, it’s fuckin’ pink. ❞
❝ That’s some shady shade! ❞
❝ Rock, paper, fucked up! ❞
❝ You little weird elven Kate Blanchett bitch. ❞
❝ Girl, ‘forlorn’? That’s barely a word anymore. ❞
❝ Bitch better not say ‘whence’. ❞
❝ I can clock a weave from across a county, bitch! ❞
❝ I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to Hell. ❞
❝ Your hair is really damaged, I’m talking fucked at the ends. Not split-ends but like divorced-ends. ❞
❝ I wish your dog would bite your mouth off. ❞
❝ ‘She’s got a lot of personality, guys love that.’ Yeah from behind. ❞
❝ Hold on, let me look in my bag and see if I can find a fuck to give.❞
❝ There are so many unanswered questions.This is like Prometheus. ❞
❝ See ya at the flu shot line, bitch! ❞
❝ I’m trying to bring attention to one of my favorite causes which is me. ❞
❝ Eat a whole bowl of fucks. ❞
❝ I have a very handsome face, and there’s nothing wrong with that.❞
❝ You would be really cute if you didn’t talk or have a face. ❞
❝ You put this on the internet? ❞
❝ Sweet potato my ass! ❞
❝ Never wear something you can’t run from someone in. ❞
❝ -coughs- Oh fuck, this is how Les Mis started. ❞
❝ If you’re not pretty, flaunting your wealth is all you have. ❞
❝ You need to learn about six colors. Red, blue… and four more. ❞
❝ And you’ll paint with all the colors of the hood! ❞
❝ Look at those gums! It’s like a whole pack of juicy fruits! ❞
❝ Redheads will die out by 2050, they’re a recessive gene. So get ‘em while you can, and keep them under glass. ❞