Chucky Chan

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

The Dark Side 👿

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

Harley and Ivy are WLW version of Jessica and Roger Rabbit especially in Batman the animated series

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????