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This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

Why are people calling Flowery transphobic??????? Flowery “be yourself” deltarune??????? Flowery who’s main thing with Ralsei is to get them to break from the mold of the prophecy and do what they want???????? Flowery who is also “just pretending to be something you’re not”??????????? Flowery who wants to fight for his friends dreams which include 2 non-binary people????????? Did I miss something in the story??????

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

levitated items still cast shadows??? no one is disputing their ability to levitate coconut milk, everyone knows that they can do that

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog