Flagitious

measuring ur hand against someone else’s is top notch romance

anything: happens me: thank u, next

Straight men be like “tell me your deepest darkest fantasy😏” and then won’t accept your answer unless it’s literally “to be brutally murdered and thrown in your trunk😳😌😩👅”

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

sometimes you gotta ‘its not that deep’ yourself

‪when ariana grande said “it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful” i didn’t feel that but i’m glad she does