sal isn't cis, you guys are just boring

>This is referring to a tweet Steve made

>Ah yes, the fluffy filler Sally Face lore we as a fandom thirst for... 🥤😩🙏

>Larry knows basic carpentry and gives people home-made gifts: canon ✅

>Sal has so much trouble reaching things and has probably needed Larrys help reaching things so many times that Larry felt the need to make him a custom step stool: canon ✅

>I want to know the context under which this was given to Sal. His birthday? Christmas? Or was it made after some sort of 'trying to reach something' incident (aka a 'You're so smol that you are a danger to yourself and others' emergency/impromptu gift)?

>I always thought it was a little bench for Sal to sit on while he practiced guitar?? But now I like thinking about it having multiple uses, him using it every day at every opportunity, carrying it around the house and into the shed to reach into cabinets and on top shelves and stuff.... qwq 💕 It's probably how he reaches and hangs up his masks, and how he put up his posters, too!

>I'll bet Larry feels a lot of pride seeing Sal use it so often 🥺🏆💖

>As for its other possible uses, since its right by the door, it would be a good place for Sal to sit while taking his shoes on/off and a good 'do not forget' spot to leave items like his wallet and phone so he always remembers to pocket them when he leaves the house 👟📱

Hanukkah time

spirits in my room, friend or foe 

I think I might’ve inhaled you