Useless Tangents

sorry commander, but im calling in thick today.

lms if u a lil scared of the dark even tho u grown

why you bake me

The reason why there’s not a q eye version with lesbians is because literally every single relationship would be broken up by the end of the episode. The straight girl would be like “haha I never cum when we have sex” and 20 minutes later the boyfriend would be gone. It’s too risky

is your name Nicky because Dan your Bobbie s

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

this is my favorite painting full stop

that “babylonian twink” is King David

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah