i don’t think it counts as breaking and entering if you keep doing it a lot. like at some point it’s not breaking in so much as ‘im back’
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i don’t think it counts as breaking and entering if you keep doing it a lot. like at some point it’s not breaking in so much as ‘im back’

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[[ ... i should probably replace the pb/icon, huh? it feels sort of ghoulish now ]]
[meme stolen from @eoleolhan!]
𝟎𝟏 . ALIAS / NAME : : The Saint, aka Simon Templar, aka Sugarman Treacle, aka Solomon Tan, aka Sensible Titillation-Thyme, etc 𝟎𝟐 . BIRTHDAY : : I get one every year! Two, some years, if I’m feeling moreish 𝟎𝟑 . ZODIAC SIGN : : neon 𝟎𝟒 . HEIGHT : : I am six beautiful feet of stunningly gorgeous manliness plus two spare inches just for funsies 𝟎𝟓 . HOBBIES : : I maintain a very nice mineral collection 𝟎𝟔 . FAVOURITE COLOUR : : Gold 𝟎𝟕 . FAVOURITE BOOK : : The Pirate is a masterpiece, and I have no idea why it hasn’t flown so high on the best-seller list that it bumped the Times’ masthead right off the page. There is, I suppose, no accounting for taste; and it is well-known that a truly depressing proportion of the hoi polloi function more like the hoi no-joy, as a single glance at the rest of the newspaper reveals. :C 𝟎𝟖 . LAST SONG : : I couldn’t possibly guess what the last song I hear will be; they probably haven’t even written it yet! 𝟎𝟗 . LAST FILM / SHOW : : I’ve heard of The Last Picture Show but I’ve never seen it, dear heart, and who goes to see shows anyway? Sit for three hours in a dark room full of strangers and there isn’t even room to stealthily walk amongst them and check out what everyone’s got in their pocketses! 𝟏𝟎 . INSPIRATION : : I am both deeply philosophical and a true self-starter; my inspiration comes from looking at the world around me and seeing opportunities to improve upon it. 𝟏𝟏 . STORY BEHIND URL : : It’s my calling, my life’s work, my true vocation! As opposed to my true vacation, which consisted of a weekend’s relaxation on the beach after I’d finished the “working vacation” portion which funded it all
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programmablesoul replied to your post: [[ “snowed in together” is one of my fav tropes...
Jones is totally fucking pissed, right up until Roger comes to rescue them and then pffff whatever dude it’s super fun to hang out whateverrrrrr
im laff @ roger in that nuclear-powered armored bank truck with all-velvet interior, with a snowplow mounted on it
and when even the plow can’t help, roger, poor child of the new california republic, swaddled up and staggering through waist-deep snow with a backpack full of sandwiches and poorly-brewed coffee
patricia sends her love and well-wishes but does not leave the house
[[ “snowed in together” is one of my fav tropes but i feel terrible for anyone snowed in with simon templar lmao ]]

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[[ simon bantering with somebody who wants to kill them and then while simon is being a distraction patricia just up and fukken shoots them
simon is startled but then mightily amused ]]
[[ pat aesthetic ]]
[[ roger conway...
1. flew an airplane once! 2. can make sandwiches 3. ALWAYS remembers about lunch 4. would be a hobbit in a fantasy au 5. and would always remind simon to eat second breakfast 6. in fact he’d pack sandwiches for it 7. infallibly proves himself competent at anything simon expects him to be competent at, perhaps because simon’s confidence in him gives him confidence in himself and that’s always 80% of the battle right there 8. prefers to use a gun even though simon says it’s neither as classy nor as adventurous as using a sword or throwing knives or something, because dammit, it’s safer to shoot someone from across the street than to get up close, okay, let him live 9. glows with praise and admiration for simon when simon’s not around, and groans and calls simon an awful old man when he is around, as if that’s ever fooled anyone at all 10. deserves better ]]
[[ that suit and sweater combo must be one of his “going undercover as somebody with a different ridiculous name” outfits... like legit irl it’s probably incredibly expensive and by a designer or whatever, but it looks like some shit he found on a skeleton in fallout and put on so he could sneak into goodneighbor under the name of Stanley Tesseract or some shit ? ? ? ]]
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