Gavin

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems