Crystal Clear

if i had the capabilities id want to draw grace and simon dancing drunkenly together with the "cant take my eyes off of you" song but alas

(TIL there's a character limit on tags. oops.)

I expanded this a little bit (ao3) 😙

I hope July and the second half of this year are gentler on your spirit, kinder to you, good for your growth, and even better than the first half.

You have to shove your whumpees to the ground on their stomach and yank their arms behind their back to tie their wrists before pulling them back to their knees with a harsh yank on their hair otherwise they're not getting proper enrichment

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.