fym this isn't literally what happened in that video
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me


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Woke up and cried for an hour bc I was thinking about Bob Newby
Corny nerd bf Mike Wheeler
Wait, what?
And even though his mom was right there, too… oh my heart 💔

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Balls to the walls full throttle on the shaft absolute motion at a 85° angle making the planet shake with my absolute motor drill of a forearm making the engines on the titanic look like bitch babies run by retarded baboons
Hello. Big Joe checking in.
A regional manager of Scoops Ahoy took one look at newly hired Steve (fresh highlights in his hair, lipgloss on) and said: do you want to participate in Scoops Ahoy yearly charity calendar? (said calendar did not exist until a second ago)(it will be wildly successful and reprinted for many years)
Sometime later one Eddie Munson finds the calendar at some underground queer bookshop in Indianapolis and almost dies from lust-induced nose bleed
After months at college, Dustin comes home for spring break without saying anything to Steve.
It's going to be a surprise, he tells his mom, because he knows Steve has been feeling a lot the separation since Dustin left.
So, yeah, Dustin is totally going to surprise him.
He doesn't tell Eddie anything either because he knows Eddie can't keep a single thing from Steve.
So Claudia picks Dustin up at the bus station, and Dustin stays home for a couple of hours before biking to Steve's.
He could've taken his mom's car, but his bike is much easier to hide than a freaking car, so he bikes.
Dustin hides the bike in Steve's backyard, then gets in with his spare key.
Then he waits.
His mom told him Steve usually gets home around seven because he waits Eddie close the record store so they can go home together.
It's a little past six so Dustin still has some time to kill.
He grabs some leftovers in the fridge, wolfing it down in record time then going back to rumage the fridge and cupboards again.
Dustin is lazing around in the living room when he hears a car parking in the driveway. He quickly gets up and hides behind the curtains, peeking around it when he hears the keys on the lock.
The door opens or, better yet, the door slams open with a loud bang, followed by some weird muffled sounds.
The keys hit the floor soon after and then the door slams back shut.
'What the hell??' Dustin thinks, abandoning his hiding place in favor of finding out what that ruckus is all about.
He regrets that decision as soon as he steps into the hallway and is greeted by the sight of Eddie crowding Steve against the front door and humping against his leg like a damn dog as they make out. Steve's hand is deep in Eddie's pants, and Dustin wants to bleach his own eyes.
"Jesus Christ, don't you have any self control?" Dustin yells, covering his eyes with his hands.
Eddie ends up headbutting Steve because of the fucking scare Dustin gives them and Steve almost passes out with mortification.
So, originally I wanted to find a mockup of an ’80s-style poster hanging in a video rental store, since I originally drew it as a poster. But I couldn’t find a decent mockup, and making one from scratch? Yeah, nah, I was way too lazy for that.
I was already this close to saying “screw it” and ditching the whole idea when I randomly stumbled upon a VHS cassette box template. And then BOOM (cue the angelic choir, heavenly spotlight blasting straight into my damn face, divine revelation unlocked)
So yeah. A VHS tape about Fruity Four with a 3-hour movie. Do I dream about something like that? Oh, absolutely. But sometimes dreams are just dreams, and that’s the sad, annoying reality of it.
But hey, at the very least, I can make a damn VHS box for it
Original illustration 👇

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💞Ships Week 2026: #1 – #20 💞
It's the big one! Welcome to the final day of ships week. Here are your top 20 ships of the last year, with the full list under the cut:
1. Byler +22 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
2. Spamtenna Spamton & Ant Tenna, Deltarune
3. Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane
4. Phan +4 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
5. Sonadow +14 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
6. Hollanov Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov, Heated Rivalry
7. Polytrix Rumi & Zoey & Mira, KPop Demon Hunters
8. Buddie -1 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
9. Destiel -4 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
10. Krusie Kris Dreemurr & Susie, Deltarune
11. Caitvi +74 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
12. Superbat +31 Superman & Batman, the DC Universe
13. Pureshadow* Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie, the Cookie Run franchise
14. Stobotnik Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog
15. Radiostatic Alastor & Vox, Hazbin Hotel
16. Gelphie Glinda Upland & Elphaba Thropp, Wicked
17. Pazzi Paige Bueckers & Azzi Fudd, WNBA players
18. Radioapple -12 Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel
19. Bucktommy -7 Evan Buckley & Tommy Kinard, 9-1-1
20. Hannigram -7 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
The inspiration hit me like a train from this post…
eddie consistently making grand speeches to his club and band members about how much he despises jocks and he’d be caught dead before befriending any single one of them
hard cut to eddie messily making out with steve sitting pretty in his lap, and eddie’s desperately grinding and humping against steve like a dog in heat and panting between kisses “oh god i need you, so fucking beautiful so perfect, need you so bad, steve, please please”
‘Did you ever play one of these backwards?’
‘Oh yeah!’
‘And?’
‘It said I’d meet a dark eyed stranger.’
‘Get out of here.’
‘Even said he’d crush a bat better than when Ozzy bit one’s head off.’
‘You’re full of shit, Munson.’
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❤️💙Tumblr Tuesday: Ao3 x Tumblr—Love wins 💙❤️
It finally happened. After some romancing in the ballpit, we popped the question and, folks, THEY SAID YES.
In short, we're in love! Now, we're in need of a ship name. Can you help? Vote below, or let us know if you come up with something better. This is now a matter of grave importance.
Pick a ship name for Ao3 x Tumblr:
ao3blr
tumo3
TagTeam
archblr
To3
aoob (archive of our blogs)
TAo3
Something Else (reply/tag it)
(Thanks to all the folks on X who added some excellent (& some funny) suggestions to our little list)
Anyway, the fan art is already absolutely incredible, thank you for celebrating with us:
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the memory you will forever linger in .