garbage is fancy trash

you realize that when people talk about fascists burning books they mean stuff like firsthand accounts of historical atrocities, or scientific research that supports civil rights, or minority religions’ holy texts and not like, your incest fanfiction, right?

all things considered i think golf is actually the most vile & colonialist sport

What about cricket or croquet

both also terrible but i don’t think either can hold a candle to the massive swaths of land cordoned off and exterminated of their ecosystems so that they can be held as private property and used only selectively by the rich

I hate that you don´t have to give extra content because everyone on the internet already knows what´s going on and why hot sauce would be considered “bonus damage”

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

The romans came up with a symbol for the number 5 before the number 4

Killing one bird with one stone would still be very impressive

I’m fucking crying in the club rn

ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT THEY USED GREEN SCREEN!

There is a very famous painting of dogs playing poker, but dogs would be absolutely terrible at poker. Their tails would wag whenever they have a good hand.