yearning…

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

I dont need therapy I just need to see characters I relate to experience character development

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet