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like before he married shane, the person at the top of farmer’s friend list was demetrius. theyre still best friends. they hang out on the weekends. can you imagine being sebastian in that situation? your step-dad’s best and probably only friend is a kid a little younger than you and they hang out all the time. like?? is that not the funniest shit ever

demetrius was CERTAINLY the best man at farmer’s wedding. he wouldn’t have it any other way. and when farmer and shane have children? demetrius is the godfather. like when i tell you they’re best friends, they are BEST. FRIENDS.

thanks @picklejaaar for feeding my insanity and also giving me ideas…

family bonding (hades game dionysus + oc archer)

archer: dio bro what’s in this

i’m looking at the teeth of different zora to kind of find out if mipha had sharp teeth like sidon, or flat teeth like their dad.

we know sidon has sharp teeth, we see them whenever he smiles or speaks.

but dorephan has “flat” teeth, which really just means he only has fangs, i’m just tired. we can see his teeth pretty much whenever he speaks. i think. when he leans in close to link, we can see them much better.

yona has. a mix of the two? i think it’s a thing from her domain, but her teeth aren’t straight and pointed like sidon’s. they’re the length to be fangs, but they’re sharp at the ends, still.

every other zora that we interact with has teeth like sidon’s, sharp and pointed. even muzu, though i dont think he’s a good example 🤧 he needs to take care of his teeth more..

anyway that led me to the little headcanon that king dorephan probably had his teeth filed down. because like we see in yona, even if his teeth were to look like they did, he would still have sharp teeth. the zora hunt and eat fish. teeth that are all sharp would be a much better evolutionary trait than just 2 fangs.

Sidon: Father, what do I do if she chokes?

Dorephan: I dunno.

Sidon: ????

Dorephan: **shrugging**

Sidon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW???

Dorephan: You and your sister never choked!

Sidon: 😐

i think they would go very well together. maybe yona and link need to warm up to each other a little more before they all three start a relationship with each other but i think they’d be really cute.

dorephan would totally approve, too. i mean, he approved of mipha liking link, so with his son married to another zora who could continue the family line, i don’t see him having a problem with the lovebirds. (lovefish?)

i like to think they’d all go out for dinner with bazz and his gf like a double date. the domain LOVES to see all 3 lovers together. the sidon fan club squeal every time they see them walking by.

i think when the relationship would have issues and stuff they would all be able to work it out in a healthy way, i can very much see yona helping break sidon out of his shell to set boundaries in the relationship (and his other relationships as well).

hmmmm i don’t think kodah really has a crush on link anymore. not to mention she’s married with daughter.

ooh!! i’d love to expand on this!!

yona’s a sweet woman, i think she would have wanted to get to know her husband’s best friend more anyway. she’s very helpful and i love her <3

i think yona and link would bond together over their shared love of the domain. she’s very loyal and hardworking (“As queen, she offers Sidon her unwavering support and works tirelessly at his side for the good of the domain.”) and so is link!!

she is also called the caretaker of the zora, so i think she would help out a lot if/when link gets injured.

i think yona would like sharing embarrassing stories of sidon from when they were children. they were childhood friends after all, she TOTALLY has some dirt on him, lmao.