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WTF

Last Winter I booked a cruise through the Panama Canal, followed by a transatlantic crossing to Europe, then two months in Europe, another two week crossing back to the US and a short flight home. By the time I got back the little muscle on my frame had atrophied and my belly had grown immensely. I came home fat, weak and severely out of shape. I felt ashamed to go back to the gym. My workout partner called me up and said that he missed me and wanted me to start working out with him again. I almost ran away when I saw how much he had developed in my absence (see the picture above.) He was absolutely massive with huge overdeveloped muscles! I felt so pathetic standing next to him. He must have sensed something because he touched my shoulder with one hand and said, “Look, we’ll get you back on track in no time at all. How about we get a great workout in together then go back to my place (he grabbed his crotch with his free hand) and daddy will feed you his protein drink? If you are really good, daddy might fill your rear entry with protein too!” After that , I stopped thinking about how I looked, I just wanted to impress daddy.