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@PaulGoodbrand: “Naw, pal. We jist take nae shite, ya fuckin wankhandle.”

@banjokingbenice: “whit’s the matter, big man, cannae tak a wee bit o “furious retribution”?”

@qsilverfox: “Come and find out. You epic skidmark.”

@ronnoclligam: “hopefully you n all your misogynist pals get plugged”

@DannyBhoyDGL: “Im going to try my best to find out when you are here and book a day off work to play keep ups with your chin.”

@LisaHarrisBoys: “Glasgow is a wonderfully friendly place . Most of its inhabitants would be delighted to give you a Glasgow Kiss. Just wait and see !”

@MW988: “No but please do come I cant wait for a bunch of 14 year old girls to smash your face in.”

@GazMac77: “”Tiny cocked Internet cockwomble fucking leathered round George Square by angry Glaswegian burds”…..”

@abigdoob: “Wee tip. Glasgow is an English enclave. Locals will accept you ig you refer to Scotland as England, & love it if you do their accent”

Groot #6 (2015)