AGATHA ALL ALONG SENTENCE STARTERS
â You don't seem like yourself. â
â If you wanna be in control, you can be. â
â Is this really how you see yourself? â
â Do you remember why you hate me? â
â The things that you're roasting me for are the things that make me dangerous. â
â How long have I been here? â
â Call me "nosy," I'll cut out your tongue. â
â Can you put on some clothes? 'Cause you... 'Cause you're naked. â
â Do you remember pain? It kind of tickles, doesn't it? â
â Maybe I can't kill you, but I can make you wish you were dead. â
â I am not the only one that wants to see you dead. â
â Ugh! It really warms the heart. â
â You don't have a heart. â
â Be sure to tell the vengeance-seekers I said hi. â
â That's why I saved you from the spell you were under. â
â Wherever you are, a coven there shall be. â
â I feel really optimistic about this. â
â So you're a bit of a kook. Every witch has their process. â
â Witches like you are the reason people think we poison apples, and steal children, and eat babies. â
â Don't you miss the glory days? â
â The path you're currently on leads nowhere. â
â Hey! Where do you keep your jade eggs? I'm fresh out of marbles, and my pelvic floor is all over the place. â
â I haven't seen you since I made a really pointed effort to never run into you again.â
â Historically, we as a group don't do well in courtrooms. â
â People like you are dangerous. â
â Are there any real witches in the house? â
â What a team of rejects. â
â This is just a really, really, really horrible party. â
â It's giving "middle-aged second chance at love" vibes and I'm here for it. â
â Okay, so a witch is really just another name for a bad girl, is that right? â
â I'm not saying that I wanna join the club or anything, but I would drink the blood of a virgin if it would smooth out some of these wrinkles. â
â So the hallucinations seem chill. â
â I can't protect you! â
â I do not wanna die here. This is not where I die. â
â They can take your power, but they can't take your knowledge. â
â I didn't think you had it in you. â
â We were supposed to look out for each other, but we didn't. That was our fatal mistake. â
â I wish we could go home. â
â People can't be replaced. â
â Are we in trouble? Like, more than we were ten minutes ago? â
â Honestly, I don't know how to feel. Do I hate her? Or do I want her phone number? â
â I'm feeling impatient. I'm feeling like I wanna cause some damage. â
â Once vengeance is loosed, you can't reel it back in. â
â The only way to end a curse is to face it. â
â Sad is better than angry. â
â You don't have to know a person's name to know who they are. â
â Are you really defending a noted serial killer, you creepy lurker? â
â The moral of the story, kids, is always finish what you started. Also, mercy is overrated. â
â Who better to commune with the dead than someone who's put so many in the grave? â
â I mean, or we could just slit her throat. â
â But we were getting along, weren't we? We were clicking. There was unity. â
â She's possessed! For real this time! â
â Why do you hate me still?â
â You were born evil. â
â Please take me with you. â
â She was protecting you. But you don't deserve it. â
â I couldn't... I couldn't control it. â
â Death comes for us all. â
â You're so much like your mother. â
â We love you more than we could ever hope to communicate in human words. â
â You don't need to be a psychic to see that you're a good egg. â
â Enjoy the now, baby. It's the only thing that's certain. â
â Nothing in my life has felt normal until I met you. â
â I want you to know the real me. â
â You're so adorably trusting. â
â Word to the wise, don't go sniffing around there. â
â You seriously don't know what kind of crazy that lady eats for breakfast. â
â I panicked, so I ran. â
â Could we, like, maybe not, with the physical violence? â
â Power doesn't interest me. â
â Yeah. Well, what you did was ehhh ⊠but life goes on. Yours, anyway. â
â I mean, I've killed...uh...my share. But you don't see it holding me back. â
â Don't you dare feel guilty about your talent. You survived. â
â So you broke the rules. Big deal. That's what kept you alive. That's what makes you special. â
â I don't need you anymore. I don't know if I ever did. â
â If you really wanna finish this together, just know that I do not trust you. At all. â
â You'll get a nosebleed trying that hard to read my mind. â
â Hey, you want straight answers, ask a straight lady. â
â Tell me what more I should see, when I look at you. â
â You know, we really hated each other from the beginning. But now...I love you, guys. â
â I'm a forgotten woman. â
â Death comes for us all. It is what we all have in common. â
â I can see all the pieces falling into place. The gaps are filling in. â
â I'm telling you now because soon I'm not going to remember any of this. â
â I hope you'll join me. â
â I needed you. My coven. â
â What can I say? I like the bad boys. â
â I loved being a witch. â
â That's it? That's all the... That's all the time I get? â
â This can't be the end. It has to be the beginning. â
â I watch you. Just as closely as you watch everyone else. â
â No one in history has had special treatment like you. â
â You gave me nothing. You took. â
â Why do you let them believe those things about you, hmm? â
â What fresh horrors await us! â
â You seem relaxed. Usually at this point you're either complaining loudly or freaking out loudly. â
â It's nice. That feeling when your body knows it's safe. â
â Sometimes...boys die. â
â Congratulations, my love! I'm sorry I didn't have a ribbon for you to run through. â
â Why don't you want me? â
â Power looks good on you. â
â You do this and I will hate you forever. â
â Please let him live. Please, my love! â
â If you want to survive, get used to this feeling. â
â I cannot protect you from what's coming. â
â And now, I'm a ghost. Can you dig it? â
â By the way, I did not sacrifice myself for you. I took a calculated risk. â
â You're making fun of me. This is just one of your tricks. â
â You have something of mine. I know you took it. â
â Why are you still here? Why won't you just die? â
â I'm sure he would forgive you for... whatever you did. â
â We could make a good team. You and me. â