-my americano boy

what if you ordered a corn cob on the internet to eat and i came up to you later and i was like “hey i attacked the delivery driver and tore them to pieces so i could eat the corn cob becarse i was soooooo hungry” and you were like “oh my god!! that’s MACABRE!!” .. get it. like “ma cob!!”!! well anrways funny joke aside dont worry i would never think about doing such a thing. you’re safe. i dont want you to feel scared and scared when you order a corner cob on the internet ever again. i would not do the thing i said on this story. ok. bye forever i dont want to talk to you anymore

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair