not a bot - just really tired of loosing my shit

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

The elite academy was almost entirely filled with families that had incredibly prestigious and jealously guarded lineage magic. Which is why, in this generation, people without any of that baggage like you were the most eligible bachelor(ette)s around.

made it this far somehow monday

Vampires are not weak to garlic in particular. Rather, any allergy a vampire had in life becomes a deadly bane in undeath. The garlic thing is just a matter of one famous vampire having that as their thing.