A fresh new commission page, since my last one is now 2 years out of date. As mentioned on there, feel free to DM me for details!
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost

blake kathryn

ojovivo
Color Me Curious
YOU ARE THE REASON

macklin celebrini has autism

pixel skylines

titsay

bliss lane

art blog(derogatory)
One Nice Bug Per Day

gracie abrams
Fai_Ryy

shark vs the universe
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Canada
seen from Argentina
seen from Argentina
seen from Argentina
seen from United States

seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Indonesia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Thailand
seen from United States
seen from United States
@galdricage
A fresh new commission page, since my last one is now 2 years out of date. As mentioned on there, feel free to DM me for details!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny
I still think about this one on a regular basis
never forget
All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance
It’s ALSO worth saying that police dogs serve a significant role in worsening police brutality. A dog trained to attack a human will maim them. A cop looses a police dog on someone, and that person is expected to peacefully cooperate while a dog is trying to tear their limbs off. It is very easy for those massive wounds to get infected. It is an absurd amount of violence. And beyond the initial attack, the fact that a “poor sweet innocent doggo” did this is used to excuse that brutality in court. Especially if the victim, panicking in the moment, lashed out at the dog. As this website has demonstrated many times, majority-white juries have more sympathies for injured dogs than the people of color who are most often victims of police brutality. So they’re not just systemic animal abuse, they’re also a tool for increased police brutality and to excuse
Today, ACLU California Action released a new, first-of-its-kind report examining the outdated and dangerous police practice of using attack
Reporting by The Marshall Project and our media partners exposes the damage police dogs inflict across the U.S.
hope you dont mind if i add some relevant links. the Marshall project in particular has a lot of other articles about k9s that i recommend clicking through.
i think a lot of (white) people just really don't realize how fucking terrifying and dangerous these animals are and while i understand the animal welfare angle, i think any discussion about police dogs should be focused first and foremost on their role as living weapons
yes, there are some aninal welfare concerns but even if the dogs were treated like royalty they would still need to be abolished
I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.
Like do you really think muscle mass or gender/sex can protect you from CTE?? You think men are naturally more resistant to concussions?? Because idk how else you square this sport being too dangerous for cis women and people afab but perfectly safe for cis men and people amab. Having a testosterone dominant endocrine system isn't gonna do shit in the face of traumatic brain injury. Be serious. This sport should not exist.
Honestly it's pretty weird to me that people dismiss the harm football players go through as fine because they're men, especially when so many players are black men. Always remember the argument that women are weaker than men is also an argument that men are stronger than women and can withstand more injury and abuse which isn't true, and absolutely ties into eugenicist beliefs about black bodies while obscuring their suffering as not existing because they're men and football is only dangerous for women, so how could they be hurt?
Systems can exploit men too, especially non-white or otherwise marginalized men who also deserve to be defended and liberated from said system's devaluation of their humanity and mistreatment.
@lunammoon over here saying what I tried to way more eloquently, thank you o7 no one should be subjected to the Hell Spiral 3000!!!!
Happy new year! Here's the end of the 1953 EC Comics adaptation of Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains," first published in Weird Fantasy #17.
Via @cirnineball
Today is August 5, 2026!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
do you guys remember when it came out that there was targeted sexual abuse & forced labor of transmasc & other queer perceived-female people at an ICE facility, and like it was very specifically "transmascs getting both sexually harassed, told to wear makeup, actively assaulted to make them act more feminine, while also being forced to do grueling manual labor & being directly told this was a result of them "wanting to be a man""? do you remember when that came out and then it was crickets from the community it feels like.
you know what you are right. im sorry. it wasn't crickets, it was one post that got a little traction & people in the notes were actively preemptively saying anyone who suggests this could perhaps be an example of transmasc oppression should die.
erasure is an action (to quote @transfemme-turtlebug's tags on this post!) and its something everyone internalizes by virtue of being part of an anti-transmasculine society. but because of the backlash to transandrophobia theory (which tries to describe this), tumblr users now have developed an even more intense internalized erasure, where their first thought when it comes to transmascs being targeted is not, "oh shit, transmascs are vulnerable!" it is "fuck, we NEED to make sure the transandrobros can't use this!"
also since a number of people in the notes have mentioned not having heard of this at all, here's an article and a link to the complaint filed. here's a quote too:
"(Reyes) was using this program to intentionally punish people on the basis of their gender identity." Decker said. "The people who were involved in this were all either trans men or masculine-presenting LGBTQ people."
all transmascs & friends of transmascs need to be 10x more annoying about transandrophobia in 2026
(Source) August 2nd, 2026.
The Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs Wildfire Recovery Fund
“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”
Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!
Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.
Text: A PDF version.
Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.
inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:
what's "your" shakespeare play?
hamlet
macbeth
the tempest
merchant of venice
midsummer night's dream
twelfth night
richard iii
othello
julius caesar
king lear
another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)
i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:
catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscopy universe -> monostrophe
To what extent does Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey diverge from Homer’s depiction of Archaic Greek polytheism by reinterpreting Greek mythology through a Christian theology resembling monotheistic doctrine in regards to its portrayal of divine authority, ethics of heroism, and morality?
Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey presents itself as a modern retelling of Homer’s epic, yet its deviation from the source material extends beyond narrative condensation or cinematic requisite. Rather than merely omitting scenes, the film fundamentally alters the religious worldview that structures Homer’s poem. The Odyssey is not simply a story inhabiting Greek gods; it is a narrative of metaphysics, ethical, and conceptual heroism that is inseparable from the religious beliefs of Archaic Greece. In Homer’s cosmos, the Olympian gods are active participants in human affairs, each exercising distinct authority, interests, and limitations within a decentralized divine hierarchy.
By contrast, Nolan minimizes the active role of individual deities, collapsing divine agency into an abstract and unified moral authority, reshaping Odysseus into a conventionally virtuous protagonist. The result is a theological framework that more closely resembles Christian monotheism than Homeric religion. Consequently, the adaptation transforms not only the plot and characterization but also the philosophical meaning of The Odyssey itself.
The most significant divergence between Homer and Nolan concerns the nature of divine authority. In Homer, no deity possesses absolute sovereignty. Although Zeus reigns as king of Olympus, he is neither omnipotent nor omniscient. Rather than functioning as an all powerful creator, Zeus acts as an arbiter among competing divine interests. Athena consistently aids Odysseus because she admires his intelligence, while Poseidon relentlessly persecutes him for blinding his son Polyphemus. Hermes serves as Zeus’ messenger, Aeolus grants Odysseus the winds, and Circe ultimately becomes his ally. Divine power is therefore political, negotiated, and fundamentally pluralistic.
Nolan largely removes this dynamic. Individual gods rarely appear, and references to divine action are frequently generalized into statements such as “Defy the gods” or “I can’t save them from the gods.” This linguistic shift is subtle but significant. Rather than portraying multiple deities pursuing conflicting agendas, the film presents “the gods” as though they possess a single, unified moral will. Such language resembles Christian monotheism, in which God embodies one coherent source of moral authority, far more than it reflects the decentralized cosmology of Homeric religion.
The diminished presence of the Olympians reinforces this transformation. Ironically, by rendering the gods largely invisible while maintaining constant references to their authority, Nolan’s adaptation causes them to resemble the distant, transcendent God of the Abrahamic traditions. Homer’s gods, by contrast, are unmistakably present: they disguise themselves, intervene directly in battles, deceive mortals, argue with one another, and frequently alter the course of events. Their visible participation constitutes the metaphysical structure of reality itself. Apollo is not merely associated with plague; he personifies plague. Athena does not merely inspire wisdom; she embodies it. The gods are not external supervisors of creation but active manifestations of the natural and moral order.
Nolan’s reinterpretation of heroism further reflects this theological shift. Homer’s Odysseus is neither morally pure nor conventionally righteous. His defining quality is metis; cunning intelligence. He lies, deceives, manipulates, and survives through wit rather than physical strength or moral perfection. Athena favors him precisely because of this exceptional intelligence. Greek heroes are not saints; they are extraordinary individuals whose pursuit of kleos (glory and everlasting reputation) often requires morally ambiguous actions.
The Trojan Horse exemplifies this difference. Within Homeric tradition, the horse is celebrated as the ultimate demonstration of strategic brilliance. Nolan, however, presents it as something closer to a moral offense, a crime burdening Odysseus with guilt rather than confirming his excellence. This reframing substitutes modern ethical judgment for Homeric admiration of cleverness.
Throughout the adaptation, scenes emphasizing Odysseus’ morally ambiguous ingenuity are reduced or removed. His flaws, arrogance, and calculated deception are softened, resulting in a protagonist who more closely resembles a morally superior figure than Homer’s deeply imperfect hero. The film consequently replaces Greek ideals of excellence with a conception of heroism grounded in moral righteousness, a framework more recognizable within Christian traditions than within Archaic Greek thought.
This transformation also elevates Odysseus into an almost prophetic figure. Rather than emphasizing his exceptional intelligence within a competitive heroic culture, the adaptation increasingly presents him as a wise, suffering figure whose authority derives from moral insight. Such characterization evokes the archetype of the holy prophet more readily than the Homeric warrior celebrated for cunning and glory.
The adaptation similarly alters the ethical foundations of the narrative. Hellenistic faith cannot be understood simply as Christianity with multiple gods. Where Christian ethics are fundamentally concerned with sin and obedience to divine commandments, Homeric philosophy is rooted in honor, reciprocity, fate, ritual obligation, and social custom.
The institution of xenia exemplifies this distinction. Zeus Xenios protects strangers and guarantees hospitality between host and guest. This obligation is closely connected to theoxenia, the belief that a stranger might be a god in disguise. Hospitality therefore functions as a sacred reciprocal institution: hosts and guests each owe obligations to one another because Zeus safeguards the custom itself. Violating xenia insults Zeus not because hospitality constitutes a universal moral commandment comparable to “love thy neighbor,” but because it disrupts a divinely protected social institution.
Nolan’s adaptation appears to reinterpret xenia as something resembling a universal divine law comparable to the Ten Commandments. References to “Zeus’ law” frame hospitality primarily as an absolute moral prohibition rather than as a reciprocal religious custom embedded within Greek social life. This subtle shift fundamentally changes the ethical logic of the story.
The treatment of Penelope’s suitors further demonstrates this difference. In Homer, the suitors are condemned not simply because they are immoral individuals but because they repeatedly violate xenia, consume Odysseus’ household, abuse sacred customs, and destabilize the divinely sanctioned order of the oikos. Consequently, Odysseus’ slaughter of the suitors restores cosmic and social balance rather than constituting personal vengeance. By reframing these actions primarily through modern moral categories, the adaptation obscures the ritual and religious significance of justice within Homeric society.
The diminished roles of Athena, Hermes, and Aeolus fundamentally alter both the narrative and its theology. Without Athena’s continual intervention, Odysseus increasingly appears to succeed through individual effort alone. In Homer, however, divine favor is inseparable from human excellence. Athena repeatedly disguises Odysseus, advises him, strengthens him, and orchestrates his return to Ithaca. She represents the divine recognition of his metis. By removing her active presence, the adaptation shifts responsibility almost entirely onto Odysseus himself, replacing cooperation between mortals and gods with a more individualistic conception of heroism.
Hermes’ absence produces equally significant consequences. In Homer, Hermes provides Odysseus with the herb moly, enabling him to resist Circe’s magic. Without this intervention, Odysseus’ victory over Circe becomes an achievement of personal ingenuity rather than divine assistance. Likewise, Hermes delivers Zeus’ command ordering Calypso to release Odysseus. Removing Hermes transforms Calypso’s decision into an act of personal choice, eliminating the divine deliberation that originally motivated the event and reducing the political complexity of the Olympian gods.
Similarly, omitting Aeolus and the Bag of Winds removes one of Homer’s clearest demonstrations of collective human failure. The crew’s inability to trust Odysseus, driven by greed and suspicion, reveals their own hubris and ultimately prolongs their suffering. Without this scenario, responsibility shifts away from the crew’s moral shortcomings, simplifying both character development and thematic complexity.
Collectively, these omissions abstract divine action into an impersonal force. Rather than attributing events to Athena, Hermes, Poseidon, or Zeus individually, the adaptation repeatedly invokes “the gods” as a unified entity akin to the Holy Trinity. This linguistic and narrative consolidation aligns more closely with monotheistic assumptions about divine agency than with the fragmented, competitive theology that defines Homer’s world.
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey modernizes more than Homer’s narrative; it reconfigures the religious philosophy upon which the epic depends. By minimizing the active participation of the Olympian gods, collapsing divine authority into a unified moral force, redefining heroism according to contemporary ethical ideals, and reframing Greek concepts such as xenia through assumptions resembling Christian moral theology, the adaptation fundamentally alters the worldview of the original poem.
Homer’s Odyssey presents humanity navigating a cosmos governed by competing divine wills, where excellence emerges through the interaction of mortal intelligence and divine favor. Nolan’s adaptation instead portrays humanity as existing under a more unified moral order, one in which virtue increasingly resembles obedience to an overarching ethical authority. In doing so, the film transforms not only Homer’s characters and plot but the theological and philosophical foundations that define The Odyssey.
"Does Rocky hate Stratt" I think it's more complicated than that. On the one hand, Eva Stratt did what she had to do to keep Earth safe, there was hardly any time for her to sit and think and do things more ethically. She did what was necessary and Rocky can respect that. On the second hand, he doesn't think saying a lot of if not outright mean then definitely psychologically damaging things to Grace and putting him in the Eridian torment nexus was really the best way to go about it, she could've been more humane about euthanizing him. Now he has to deal with a traumatized leaky space horse who thinks no one loves him and needs so many medical procedures and can't do any of them without having a panic attack and also if he dies from any of the five million things he could die from, including the aforementioned "not thinking anyone loves him" thing, then Rocky is going to fall into an endless pit of despair so that was. Rude of her. On the third hand, if she hadn't strapped Grace to a rocket and chucked him into space, he would've never met Grace, so really, how much can he complain about it? On the fourth hand, the only reason that even happened was because Stratt is at least 54% liable in a major engineering disaster, so now he has beef with her from a professional standpoint and he can't just let go of that until she faces the Eridian justice system which isn't happening. On the fifth hand, Stratt is human, and that means she's every bit of a leaky space blob that Grace is and really, how mad can you actually stay at a gooey alien care bear thing, long-term, and how much energy is Rocky willing to put into finding out when Grace doesn't seem to be all that mad at her, just really sad about the whole thing?
The man refused multiple commands and tried running over an ICE officer, according to the agency.
"He tried to run over an ICE agent" or any cop really, is just never ever true. It's always the cop putting themselves in front of a car so they have an excuse to murder someone.
See for example this [report] from 2014, this shit is standard procedure:
Ok, calling on my mythology homies (and musical folks, the Ven diagram is just a circle.) if you were to play Odysseus as a Dungeons and dragons Character, would you play him as:
Mastermind/Swashbuckler Rogue
War/Knowledge domain Cleric (Blessings of Athena)
Celestial Warlock (Athena again)
a secret 4th thing
I'm currently playing him in a campaign as a Steel Hawk Fighter due to the versatility and ability to keep his running speed lore accurate (plus in the Iliad he has an epithet that basically means "good with the spear"). My initial pick was Oath of the Crown Paladin, but I'd played that recently and didn't feel like doing it again (the Oath is to the "Crown" - aka Penelope & Ithaca). As for the "blessings" bit, he's an Aasimar
I'm talking more about how I've set up Odysseus as a playable DnD character because why not? It's fun to talk about
Background: Farmer.
This was chosen because he really IS a farmer-king. Thought about Sailor, too, but this gives the Tough feat (which was thematically appropriate) and connects him to his father Laertes, whom he proves his identity to by listing off their orchards' trees.
Fighter, subclass Steek Hawk
Mentioned previously, but Fighter is truly a versatile class. Other classes such as Ranger and Paladin don't allow for as much versatility in ability and weapons; Rangers don't have the HP to do melee and Paladins with their Oaths tend to have specific morals they can't break (or even bend)-- which isn't very Odysseus-like, man of many twists and turns as he is. He's not really someone who has a strict moral compass, and is someone who in the Iliad uses a spear & shield combo... but obviously he's known for stringing his bow. So other classes simply don't have the range of a Fighter in terms of supporting that. Caster classes are too squishy, half casters really lock you into ranged or melee weaponry.
6th Level Feat: Great Weapon Master
Fun fact: Great Weapon Master applies to any weapon with the "heavy" property... which includes longbows. Odysseus can add his proficiency bonus not only to longbow damage but also to his lance damage. Plus it upped his strength stat by 1, and gave Hew.
Race: Aasimar
Depending on what you choose for Odysseus' ancestry, he can potentially be over 1/2 god. The Aasimar traits include oddly coloured (silver - like Athena's) eyes, wings (like Hermes, his maternal great-grandfather) as well as giving him a shittier verson of Lay on Hands. Aasimar can be both by blood or by godly favour; Odysseus is both. It can also provide some nice extra damage, maneuverability, and survivability in combat.
This has been my endorsement for "secret fourth thing"

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
@madnessbrainworms pointing at you
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened