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No one was more surprised by the recent boom of NFTs than we volunteers at the Tumblcryptid Adoption Center. Up until just a few months ago, we were under the impression that NFTs were our well-hidden secret...something we kept shielded from you and, frankly, ourselves. How did the rest of the world learn about them? We have no idea. You see, we have millions of NFTs we’ve kept under lock and key since the great NFT discovery in 2008. After weeks of hemming and hawing, we decided it is no longer our place to shield you from them. That’s why we’re holding our very own Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids (NFT) Adoption Fair.

You may remember the Tumbeasts. Those cunning Tumblcryptid sub-species were simply too beastly to be contained. They ravaged everything in their path. No enclosure could hold them. No trainer could mold their behavior. The Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids up for adoption today have been assessed for good behavior, are fully vaccinated, and do not want to steal your skin.